I heard the delivery driver fart from like 10 feet away and I could smell it. It’s been like 5 minutes…it’s lingering. Did he shart?

The amount of dick snap chats I send is not countable

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

(via introvertsretreat)

impalagotdabooty:

this is my favorite thing

(Source: nickthejam, via introvertsretreat)

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impalagotdabooty:

this is my favorite thing

(Source: nickthejam, via introvertsretreat)

cyberrghetto:

true

(Source: rock-lee, via druggywitthoes)

trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

(Source: trencly, via nobody-said-it-was-easy-dream)

Can’t wait to get off work and chug natty ice!!! Only 4 hours!!!

(Source: vital-dust, via andrewmoerder)

ma11ory:

You gotta be kidding me, I GOT BOXES FULL OF PEPE.

YOU’VE LOST YOUR GODDAMNED MIND CHARLIE

(Source: littlebuster)

tastefullyoffensive:

Ladypug [x]

(via d0rsia)

This shirt is gonna look sick at moonrise

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This shirt is gonna look sick at moonrise

sexaulity:

what the fuck is this websites humour

(Source: internetpriest, via alien--brains)

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sexaulity:

what the fuck is this websites humour

(Source: internetpriest, via alien--brains)